If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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