Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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