Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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