Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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