when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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