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• (415): View more from California

  no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

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  hey.....beach week happens

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.

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• (805): View more from California

  My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop

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• (716): View more from New York

  I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that

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