so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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