i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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