Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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