i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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