i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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