When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you win again, gameday.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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