i think i have herpe
just one?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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