Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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