She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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