I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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