Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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