Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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