i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
