That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.