Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".