Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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