i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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