hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This beer is not sobering me up at all
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
