i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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