I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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