i just had sex bonerless
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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