rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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