If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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