Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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