I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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