I'm going to jail i love you
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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