I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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