he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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