You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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