You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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