bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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