Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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