oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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