Tell her she can't have a vagina
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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