return my video game
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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