who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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