i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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