I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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