My brain says no but my pants say off.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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