So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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