do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
this boner is exhausting
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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