Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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