I didn't shave. On purpose
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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