are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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