yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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