Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
tell me about the eggs
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