Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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