Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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